Disappointingly Flat Chocolate

Such a pity! Such a pity that this colour is ever so …..flat!

In the bottle, it promises a deep, rich bronzy, black with swirls and whirls of shimmer.

Such a pity that the shimmer is so infinitesimally fine that it simply won’t manifest upon my nails.

Struggle as I might, I can only see the polish as either black or deep brown depending on the light of course.

Dear YSL Noir Mordoré (Black Bronze)….where is the bronze? Why must you be so ….flat!