Vague de la Plague

I am not exactly a Harry Potter fan. I know bits and bobs about it from hearing my bosom blogger’s chitter chatter away about the series and now that it has all boiled down to the end, two of them wanted to mark the occasion in a fun way with a little Hogwarts challenge. And so the scene was set for some Hogwarts inspired fun.

Oh you may not think I’m pretty, but don’t judge on what you see, I’ll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me.

We stuck our heads beneath that wise old Sorting-hat and let our fates be chosen:

Yumeko was bound for Gryffindor:

You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve and chivalry

Set Gryffindors apart

Justine for Ravenclaw:

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,

If you’ve a ready mind,

Where those of wit and learning,

Will always find their kind.

Vicky found herself in Hufflepuff:

You might belong in Hufflepuff,

Where they are just and loyal,

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,

And unafraid of toil

As for me, there could only be one house that could accept the dubious likes of me, Slytherin:

There’s not a single witch or wizard who went bad who wasn’t in Slytherin.”

So today, for one post only, you may refer to me as Vague de la Plague, the confounded Curator of the House of Worshipblues.

For crimes unmentionable, I am doomed to stalk this empty shell (in my thin nighty) for all blogging eternity.

Too rotten for Dumbledore and too fragrant for t’other and misunderstood by all, I have become my own poison.

These thins walls are all that protect me from you, and you from me.

I know my ladies will want to know what I used for my EOTD:

Urban Decay Homegrown from BOS II

Urban Decay Gunmetal from BOS II

Yaby Platinum Pearl Paint

K Palette Liner

Shisem Lashes

Kate Gel Liner in BK1 for my lips

Chantecaille blush from Slyvies’ Palette

[Thank you Yumeko, Justine and Vicky for this fun challenge!]