Dear new skincare items,
I promise to love you if you do not f*#k up my skin by condemning me to a break out of plague-like proportions.
I do so like your fancy boxes that were designed by that wonderful Rob Ryan dude that does such pretty doodles and wot not. I also like the idea that you are uber super natural in your content. Now be good and make me look wonderful!
I will report back after a suitable trial period.