Tinned Fear & A Bottle of Beer

“Welcome to Monster Supplies” chirped the bright eyed lady behind the till of this peculiar shop.

“Welcome to Monster Supplies. The place where you can buy tinned fear straight off the shelf! Why not start with a “Vague Sense of Unease” before you eventually progress to the distressful trepidation of “Mortal Terror”

By this point dear readers, I was sucked right into the magic of the place and paced up and down the shelves whilst in deep scrutiny of which strain of fear would best suit my constitution.

I grimaced at the highly recommended jars of 100% human organs (organic I suppose?).

And I was charmed by the rather informative notice board.


I settled upon a jar of The Heebie Jeebies!

Yes this is precisely the kind of twinge that manifests within my bones the most.

Monster Supplies
Opening Hours: Saturday and Sunday, 11am – 5pm
159 Hoxton Street,
London N1 6PJ

Monster Supplies is part of the Ministry of Stories. A noble cause indeed! Read more about it:

Oh dear! No beer and no use asking me what exactly is in the tin.
I think you should head down to Hoxton and find out for yourself.