The Book That Shall Not Be Read

I have this book and I haven’t the remotest will to actually read it!

I wound up buying it on a visit to Sotherans. I think that I must have liked the illustrations and the thought of owning such an item.

Sometimes, I whisk through it and giggle at the “advice” bound within it.

How different our times are.

Perhaps I should walk around London with it and use it as a weapon when I come across some brutish personality that won’t get out of my way! I jest!!