26 Dec 2012

Beautiful Blunders



My incompetence is at its most ridiculous when it is applied to my beauty routine. 

Here are my top three incurably habitual blunders for your amusement and mine:

Blitz that Zit!
I just cannot leave a whiteheaded spot alone. It begs to be burst.....Regretfully, I have an astonishing habit of doing this just after applying makeup and just before I step out.   And each time I do, no sooner than I do, I regret it baneful and curse my frailty at the bloody mess I make of my face. Oh how I annoy myself.


Ever Uneven
Why is it that ever other woman/girl/anyone out there can apply eyeliner/eyeshadow/eyelashes with such composed symmetry and I cannot? My eyes never look the same. I can never replicate what actions I manage on one on t'other. I am blaming this on my astigmatism. That much be the reason!

I am a panda
Eyecream is something I often forget to use. I leave post-it notes on the mirror, I input alarms on my phone. Nothing works. Nothing kick-starts my memory. I am certain that my eye luggage will reach my cheeks soon. 

I am an exasperating excuse for a beauty blogger but I amuse myself endlessly in my  pursuit for comeliness.